There are millions of reasons that I can give you as the joys of snorkeling. The excitement of exploring the other 78 percent of the planet on which we live. The sense of peace and tranquility you experience while you are in the water. Yes, there are many positives, which is why I did extensive research to find reasons that people should not engage in this wonderful sport. This took countless hours but I am confident with my results and am proud to share these results with you. We hope you find the humor in this.
1. Severe hydrophobia where even looking at a glass of water sends you into uncontrollable panic attacks
2. Your desire for exploration is satisfied by the use of a game controller, joystick, keyboard or channel changer
3. You have no desire to interact with the world in which you live
4. You are satisfied in living a mundane and sedentary existence
5. You have relocated from earth and now live on Tatooine
6. You are the Wicked Witch of the West
7. The last funeral you attended was your own