1) Because you talk to a real person…
In this day & age, it is not uncommon to call a company whether you purchase a product or use a service with them. It can be quite aggravating and I am sure you can agree. When you purchase through us, you will also get an expert human snorkeler on the phone and if you leave a message, you will get a return phone call from our expert human snorkelers.
I hope you enjoy this conversation from a virtual person at Paypal who my friend at West Florida Components just went through and I never laughed so hard. Enjoy!!
Sarah – PayPal : Hello, I’m Sarah and I’m here to answer your questions about PayPal. Even though I’d like to be a real person, I’m not. I’m programmed to answer your questions. How can I help you?
You : Can I use the paypal student debit card when traveling outside the US?
Sarah – PayPal : In the United States, PayPal allows Visa, MasterCard, Discover, and American Express cards with an American billing address.PayPal does not recommend adding a gift card, prepaid card, virtual card, or one-time use card to your PayPal account. Although some of these cards may be accepted, most do not pass our security checks. If you don’t have one of those cards, you can also send money using your bank account. Would you like to learn how?
You : No
Sarah – PayPal : Okay. Before we continue, was the information I gave you helpful?
You : No, this was not helpful
Sarah – PayPal : I’m sorry that wasn’t helpful. Would you mind rephrasing the question?
You : Are there any restrictions on what countries the student debit card can be used?
Sarah – PayPal : It can take 2-4 weeks for your card to arrive by mail. Please call the number below if you still have questions or concerns regarding credit card delivery. You can reach the PayPal Credit Service Center by phone at 1-866-571-3012, Monday-Saturday 4:00 AM to 10:00 PM, Sunday 7:00 AM to 7:00 PM Pacific time.
You : You are totally useless.
Sarah – PayPal : Let me know if there is anything else I can do for you.
You : Here’s a novel idea….how about answering the question?
Sarah – PayPal : Okay. How exactly can I help you?
You : Can the paypal debit card be used outside the US?
Sarah – PayPal : I found the following information, which could be helpful. I have an issue with my PayPal Credit Card
You : no
Sarah – PayPal : I’m sorry none of these is what you are looking for. Please try rephrasing your question.
You : you are lame
Sarah – PayPal : That’s not a nice thing to say to a virtual person! Please don’t use that kind of language. Tell me about your PayPal issue and I’ll do my best to help you.
You : Can the paypal debit card be used overseas?
Sarah – PayPal : I found the following information. You can click to learn more.
I have an issue with my PayPal Credit Card
You : DEBIT CARD
Sarah – PayPal : I’m sorry, that was a bit too complicated for me. Could you please rephrase what you said?
CLICK… HANGUP
From all of us at SnorkelingOnline.com – SHAME ON YOU PAYPAL!!